John Mayer’s penis is not post-racial…
I could have lived my entire life happy as hell without the image of John Mayer’s penis sporting a white hood during a Klan rally.
But lots of folks have been talking about Mayer’s bigoted penis…and his home training fail interview for Playboy in which he indulged in a session of TMI disclosures above and beyond his confession that his penis is not post-racial.
A confession – A bitch could be behind John Mayer at the Walgreens and my ass wouldn’t recognize him.
And a question - If a frustrated failed blues guitarist who is unable to handle the success of his soft rock career, because he hasn’t let go of the unrealistic Slowhand fantasy he developed while attending Berklee, has a home training fail in the forest did it really even happen?
***logs off to purge the sound of Mr. Say What You Need to Say’s music from my Afro with a dose of B. B. King followed by a dash of Buddy Guy***